Kutheni le nto uMzi mveliso weeMovie usilele

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Mna nabantwana bam sihambile sayobona iKing Kong izolo. Iziphumo ezizodwa kunye nemizobo eyenziwe yikhompyuter yayihle kakhulu. Ndicinga ukuba uvavanyo lokwenyani lwemovie (oluxhomekeke kwiziphumo ezizodwa) kukuba uzifumanisa uvelana nomlinganiswa owenziwe ngekhompyuter. UKong, eneneni, wayenempawu zakhe. Ndacinga ukuba isiphelo yinto encinci kwaye ayingqinelani nosizi kunye nokuqina kwentliziyo ebunayo kwinguqu yokugqibela ... kodwa ukukhwela kwakusemnandi.

Ndithathe iitshomi ezi-2 zabantwana bam kunye nam ke iiyure ezingama-3 + zibiza kakhulu. Ukuqhuba ukuya kwindawo yemidlalo yeqonga imizuzu engama-20 ngaphambi kokuba i-movie iqale, abantwana bam baqala ukugcuma malunga nokufika emva kwexesha kunye nezihlalo esiza kuzifumana sikuphethe. Ndiye ndahlekisa ndathi kuzakufuneka siqale sihlale kwindawo ethi "Best-Buy-sponsored- turn- i-movie-cell-phone-off-idiot movie yakho, ukujonga kwangaphambili i-X-Men 45, isiselo esiphuzo kunye nayo (kunye netshizi eza kuyenza ngeArmagedon) kwezorhwebo, kunye nezinye ezili-14 zokubonwa kweemovie ezenziwa ngokutsha.

Into eyenzekileyo emva koko yenza abantwana bam bacinge ukuba ndingumprofeti. Yayingeyiyo i-X-Men 45, yayiyi-X-Men 3. IPoseidon, ukubuyiswa kwesiganeko esibi kakhulu sePoseidon, iMiami Vice, kwaye yabona… ukuphanga ebhankini (nge-twist) bhanyabhanya kunye noDenzel Washington.

Ngaba nabani na Omnye umntu uyazibuza ukuba kutheni imboni yeMboniso bhanyabhanya iyanya? Ngaba ngokwenene bayazibuza? Ngokwenene? Endleleni yam yokubona iKing Kong 3 (ukuba weqa uMighty Joe Young), ndibona umbono weMiami Vice (ngaphandle kukaDon), uPoseidon 3 (ukuba ubala ingxelo yeTV kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo), X-Men 3, kunye imuvi yokuphanga ebhankini ????

Ingxaki kwiShishini leMovie kukuba ngoku 'siseshishini' elisemthethweni. Lushishino olunamaqela eekati ezityebileyo ezihleli zijikeleze itafile ezisetyenziselwa ukwenza iibhiliyoni zeedola kwaye ezoyika ukubheja kuyo nayiphi na into ngaphandle kokuphumelela ngokuqinisekileyo.

Bathi abo bangayifundiyo imbali bayagwetywa ukuyiphinda. Ndiqala ukucinga ukuba akusekho namnye eMelika ofundayo ngembali. Eli lizwe lakhiwe phezu kokholo kunye nomngcipheko. Ndifumanele inkampani eyenzileyo, kwaye ndiqinisekise ukuba banamabali amahle malunga nendlela ababeyi-intshi ukusuka ekubhujisweni okupheleleyo.

Umzi mveliso weMboniso bhanyabhanya kufuneka 'wahlule iphothifoliyo yawo' ukuba ufuna ukuyenza. Ngokuqinisekileyo… yiya kwimali elula nge-Shrek 5, i-Rocky 10, njl. Njl. Kodwa qalisa ukuxhasa ngemali 'ukuqala'. Umfazi womhlobo wam osenyongweni uvelise imovie ngo-2004, ebizwa ngokuba Umntu uziva iintlungu ifumene iBravo! Ibhaso kuMnyhadala weFilimu waseToronto… ungacinga ukuba abantu bayagungxula umnyango wakhe ukuzisa italente ethile!

Hayi…. Ndicinga ukuba besifuna iMiami Vice kunye noPoseidon.

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