Kutheni ndingayithandi i-Facebook

Abo bandibonileyo ndithetha badla ukuva ndithetha ngokuchasene noFacebook. NdikuFacebook, ndithatha inxaxheba kuFacebook… kodwa andikuthandi. Kukho izinto ezimbalwa ezingandonwabisiyo kuFacebook:
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  1. Ukuhamba akwenzi ngqondo kum. Kukho iimenyu, iimenyu ezisecaleni, ukukhangela okuvela… ndiyalahleka kwaye andikholelwa ukuba inomdla kwaphela.
  2. Ndiqhula ukuba i-Facebook ilula nge-AOL 10.0. Yinkqubo evaliweyo… ifuna njalo siqu Yonke into kwaye ayifuni ukuba uhambe. Kukho iindawo ezintle kulo lonke umnatha, uyeke ukulindela ukuba ndenze yonke into apho!
  3. Akukho zinketho zokwenza ubuqu. Ndikhathele yi-Facebook eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka (# 3B5998). Makhe ndibeke iphepha lesitayile kwiphepha lam kwaye ndililungiselele!
  4. Amakhonkco axhaswayo anikezela ngokungapheliyo kwe "Singles"… Oomama abangatshatanga, AmaKristu angatshatanga, iiSingles… NDishiye ndedwa! Ndicofe u-X amatyeli alikhulu, fumana inqaku!
  5. I-Facebook iyasilela (ewe, nditshilo!) Ngaphandle kokuba inokulungisa ubuthathaka obunye kwindalo iphela, nangona kunjalo. Uninzi lwexesha lam kuFacebook lichithwe Ukulawula i-Facebook… Ayiyisebenzisi. Kuya kufuneka ndihoye iiapps, ndingahoyi izimemo, ndingahoyi imicimbi, ndingazihoyi izicelo zabahlobo, ndingazihoyi izizathu, ndingazihoyi ukuba ngumlandeli, kwaye ndingazihoyi iintengiso. Akumnandanga… kuyacaphukisa.

Isakhelo sesicelo sentsholongwane ngaphakathi kuFacebook sesona siphoso sayo sikhulu. Kuba ndinothungelwano olukhulu lwabahlobo, usapho kunye noogxa, ndingena kwaye ndinoluhlu olungapheliyo lwezimemo. Kuyahlekisa kwaye akuyeki. Ndiyazi ukuba kukho ezinye iisetingi endinokuzilawula ukunceda oku… kodwa andikwazi ukuqonda ukuba ziphi. Ndifuna nje ukuvimba zonke izicelo zesicelo ukuqala.

Olu luluvo lwam nje, ewe! Ndingathanda ukuva eyakho…

10 Comments

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    Wow, enkosi ngokongeza kuluhlu lwam lokuba kutheni ndingekho nakuFacebook, lol!

    Ndifumana izimemo kubantu endibaziyo, abantu endingabaziyo kwaye nabantu endingabaziyo ukuba bangoobani kwaye kutheni benedilesi yam ye-imeyile yobuqu! Ngalo lonke ixesha ndihendwa (okt, ndigxininiswe ekwenzeni umzamo), ndifumana inxalenye yendlela ye-TOUS (akukho mntu wumbi ozifundileyo?) kunye ne-gag–"Kutheni nabani na evuma le migaqo!?!"

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    Bendisazi ukuba ndilinde ixesha elide ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndingafumana omnye umntu oziva ngalendlela ndenza ngayo ngoFB. Iyamangalisa into yokuba baqhubeke benandipha ulwando olukhulu ngolo hlobo. Ndicinga ukuba kuya kubakho abantu abaninzi abasebenzisa i-FB phantsi kokubandezeleka ngenxa yokuba iyi-ayikhoni eqhelekileyo kwipropati ye-web2.0. Nam ndingathanda ukuyibona ukuba itshintshe kakhulu okanye ekugqibeleni ndibandezeleke ngokufa okufanayo kwi-Internet Explorer. Ngelixa ndiku-FB ndihlala ndizibuza umbuzo othi "ndingenza njani ngaphandle kwe-FB kwaye ndisebenze kakuhle?"

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    Doug, ndiyavumelana nawe. UFacebook wawumnandi kakhulu kum ekuqaleni, kwaye ndandilithanda ithuba lokuphinda ndiqhagamshelane nabahlobo bakudala. Nangona kunjalo, ubutsha be "toy" buphelile okwangoku kwaye ndifumanisa ukuba inkqubo iye yaba yindinisa ukuyisebenzisa nokulawula. Njengawe, kufuneka ndilinganise apho ndibeka khona ixesha lam. Ngaba lifanelekile ixesha lokuhamba kwizimemo ezingapheliyo "zeemfazwe ze-mafia" kunye nezicelo zomdlalo obudenge? Ngokufuthi akunjalo. Ndisasebenzisa le nkonzo (ngandlel’ ithile ngokukrikriza) kodwa ndabelana ngeemvakalelo zakho zokuba bafuna indlela ejolise ngakumbi kumsebenzisi. Kubonakala kum uFB unemidlalo emininzi kakhulu kunye nezixhobo, kwaye akukho bantu bokwenyani abaneleyo abadibanisa.

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    Iingcinga eziqhubekayo Doug. Nangona ndingumntu othanda ufacebook ndingathanda ukongeza enye kuluhlu. Kuthini nge:

    #6 Ukunqongophala kwayo nayiphi na imodeli yoshishino oluzinzileyo kundenza ndizive ngathi u-FB ngenye imini uza kube emkile kumsi.

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    Ndiyayithanda i-FB kwaye ndinxibelelane neqela labahlobo bakudala endiphulukene nabo. Mhlawumbi kukho izizathu ezivakalayo zokuba ndilahlekelwe ngumkhondo wazo kwasekuqaleni. Ndivumelana ngokukodwa ne #5; yinto yokuqala endiyenzayo xa ndingena: Sukuzihoya izinto. Andifuni ukudlala kwi-Mafia okanye ukubanjwa kwaye yintoni eneefama ezibonakalayo kunye nezilwanyana? Kutheni ndingakwazi ukukhetha abahlobo ngefani yabo?

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    Ndivumelana nawo onke amanqaku ngaphandle kwe- #3 — Ndiyijonga njengentsikelelo ukuba abantu bangakwazi ukwenza i-MySpace-ify iprofayile yabo yamaphepha. Kungenjalo besiya kuba phantsi kwayo yonke imvelaphi ekhazimlayo kunye nomculo ocaphukisayo owabagxotha abantu kwiMySpace kwasekuqaleni.

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    Impendulo kukuba ube paranoid android. Andivumeli nabani na ukuba abone iprofayile yam, kuphela abantu abasele bengabahlobo! Ewe oku kusebenza kuphela de ufune ukudibanisa nomntu owenza into efanayo. Ke omnye wenu kufuneka ahlehlise okwethutyana lo mthintelo, ukuze omnye akwazi ukubamema…

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