Kutheni ndingayithandi i-Facebook

Abo bandibonileyo ndithetha bahlala besiva ndithetha ngokuchasene noFacebook. NdikuFacebook, ndithatha inxaxheba kuFacebook… kodwa andikuthandi. Kukho izinto ezimbalwa ezingandonwabisiyo kuFacebook:
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  1. Ukuhamba ngenqanawa akukho ngqiqweni kum. Kukho iimenyu, iimenyu ezisecaleni, ukukhangela okuvela… ndiyalahleka kwaye andikholelwa ukuba inomdla kwaphela.
  2. Ndiqhula ukuba i-Facebook ilula nge-AOL 10.0. Yinkqubo evaliweyo… ifuna njalo siqu Yonke into kwaye ayifuni ukuba uhambe. Kukho iindawo ezintle kulo lonke umnatha, uyeke ukulindela ukuba ndenze yonke into apho!
  3. Akukho zinketho zokwenza ubuqu. Ndikhathele yi-Facebook eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka (# 3B5998). Makhe ndibeke iphepha lesitayile kwiphepha lam kwaye ndililungiselele!
  4. Amakhonkco axhaswayo anikezela ngokungapheliyo kwe "Singles"… Oomama abangatshatanga, AmaKristu angatshatanga, iiSingles… NDishiye ndedwa! Ndicofe u-X amatyeli alikhulu, fumana inqaku!
  5. I-Facebook iyasilela (ewe, nditshilo!) Ngaphandle kokuba inokulungisa ubuthathaka obunye kwindalo iphela, nangona kunjalo. Uninzi lwexesha lam kuFacebook lichithwe Ukulawula i-Facebook… Andiyisebenzisi. Kuya kufuneka ndihoye iiapps, ndingahoyi izimemo, ndingahoyi imicimbi, ndingazihoyi izicelo zabahlobo, ndingazihoyi izizathu, ndingazihoyi ukuba ngumlandeli, kwaye ndingazihoyi iintengiso. Akumnandanga… kuyacaphukisa.

Isakhelo sesicelo sentsholongwane ngaphakathi kuFacebook sesona siphoso sayo sikhulu. Kuba ndinothungelwano olukhulu lwabahlobo, usapho kunye noogxa, ndingena kwaye ndinoluhlu olungapheliyo lwezimemo. Kuyahlekisa kwaye akuyeki. Ndiyazi ukuba kukho ezinye iisetingi endinokuzilawula ukunceda oku… kodwa andikwazi ukuqonda ukuba ziphi. Ndifuna nje ukuvimba zonke izicelo zesicelo ukuqala.

Olu luluvo lwam nje, ewe! Ndingathanda ukuva eyakho…

10 Comments

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    Wowu, enkosi ngokongeza kuluhlu lwam lokuba kutheni ndingekho kuFacebook, lol!

    Ndifumana izimemo kubantu endibaziyo, abantu endingabaziyo nokubazi andinalo nofifi lokuba ngoobani kwaye kutheni benedilesi yam ye-imeyile! Ngalo lonke ixesha ndihendwa (okt, ndinxanelwe ukwenza iinzame), ndiye ndifumane ithuba lokungena kwi-TOUS (akukho mntu wumbi uyifundayo?) Ndize ndi-

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    Ndiyazi ukuba ndilinde ixesha elide ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndifumane omnye umntu oziva ngendlela efanayo naleyo ndenza ngayo nge-FB. Kuyamangalisa nje ukuba kufuneka baqhubeke nokonwabela ukukhula okunje. Ndicinga ukuba banokubaninzi abantu abasebenzisa i-FB phantsi kokubandezeleka ngenxa yokuba li icon esemgangathweni kwipropathi yewebhu2.0. Nam ndingathanda ukuyibona ukuba iyatshintsha ngokupheleleyo okanye ekugqibeleni ihlupheke ngokufanayo kwi-Internet Explorer. Ngelixa ndikwi-FB ndihlala ndizibuza umbuzo othi "ndingayenza njani ngaphandle kwe-FB ndize ndisebenze ngokuchanekileyo?"

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    Doug, ndiyavuma nawe. I-Facebook yayimnandi kakhulu kum ekuqaleni, kwaye ndalithanda ithuba lokudibana nabahlobo bam bakudala. Nangona kunjalo, ubutsha be "nto yokudlala" buphelile kweli nqanaba kwaye ndiyifumene le nkqubo sele iyindinisa ukuyisebenzisa nokuyilawula. Njengawe, kufuneka ndilinganise apho ndibeka khona ixesha lam. Ngaba kufanelekile ixesha lokuhamba kwiimemo ezingapheliyo "zeemfazwe" kunye nezicelo zomdlalo osileyo? Rhoqo akunjalo. Ndisasebenzisa le nkonzo (ngandlela thile ndithandabuza) kodwa ndabelana ngeemvakalelo zakho ukuba bafuna indlela ethe kratya yokujonga umsebenzisi. Kubonakala kum i-FB inemidlalo emininzi kunye nezixhobo, kwaye ayonelanga ngabantu bokwenyani abaxhuma.

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    Iingcinga eziqhubela phambili uDoug. Nangona ndingumntu othanda u-facebook ndingathanda ukongeza kuluhlu. Kuthini nge:

    # 6 Ukunqongophala kwayo nayiphi na imodeli yeshishini ezinzileyo kundenza ndizive ngathi i-FB ngenye imini iya kuba ngathi iyatshaya.

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    Ndiyayonwabela i-FB kwaye ndiye ndadibana nenani labahlobo bakudala endilahlekileyo. Kukho izizathu ezifanelekileyo zokuba ndilahle umkhondo wazo kwasekuqaleni. Ndivumelana ngokukodwa ne- # 5; yinto yokuqala endiyenzayo xa ndingena: Ungayihoyi izinto. Andifuni kudlala kwiMafia okanye ndithinjwe kwaye zeziphi iifama kunye nezoo? Kutheni ndingakwazi ukuhlela abahlobo ngegama labo lokugqibela?

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    Ndivumelana nawo onke amanqaku ngaphandle kwe- # 3 - ndiyithatha njengentsikelelo yokuba abantu bangabinayo i-MySpace-ify amaphepha abo. Ngaphandle koko siza kuba phantsi kwayo yonke imvelaphi ekhazimlayo kunye nomculo ocaphukisayo owagxotha abantu eMySpace kwasekuqaleni.

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    Impendulo kukuba Android paranoid. Andivumeli mntu ukuba abone iprofayile yam, kuphela ngabantu abasele bengabahlobo! Ewe oku kusebenza kuphela ude ufune ukunxibelelana nomntu owenza into efanayo. Ke omnye wenu kufuneka awurhoxise okwethutyana lo mqathango, ukuze abanye babameme…

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