Isidlo sangokuhlwa seKrisimesi esiDala

Umhlobo wam olungileyo, Derek, ebethumela i-imeyile, enditsalela umnxeba kunye nemiyalezo yonke imini ukundisindisa kweyam Isidlo sangokuhlwa seKrisimesi esiDala. Umfazi wakhe, u-Anne, ngumpheki omnandi… umpheki gourmet. Bafuna ukuba ndize namhlanje (ngoku) isidlo sangokuhlwa esihle nosapho lwabo. IKrisimesi ngumhla wosapho, ke bendihlala ndiziva ndihlekisa xa ndihleli phantsi ukuze ndiqhekeze isonka kunye nolunye usapho. Nangona beqhubeka nokufowuna (Ndilinde amapolisa ukuba eze nangawuphi na umzuzu), ndikhethe isidlo sam sangokuhlwa.

Ngombulelo, abantwana bam baqhula nam, "Luhlobo luni lwe-pizza esiza kuyitya?" Yayiyinjongo nje endiyifunayo yokwenza isidlo sangokuhlwa esimnandi sokubulela. Sasinayo imisebenzi! I-Turkey, ukugxusha, iitapile, i-gravy, i-pie yethanga, ii-rolls, njlnjl. Yonke into yaphuma ngokugqibeleleyo-kwaye ne-turkey yayingakholeleki-ibhotolo yebhotolo emanzi kakhulu.

Ngoku yiKrisimesi kwaye abantwana bam basendlwini kaMama wabo. Lixesha lokuba Isidlo sangokuhlwa seKrisimesi esiDala!

Nge-3AM ngale ntsasa, ngelixa ndifunda iipaseji zekhemesti yeeyure ezingama-24, ndafumana eyam Isidlo sangokuhlwa seKrisimesi esiDala:

  • I-Lay's Cheddar kunye ne-Cream Cream Potato Chips… kunjalo abantu, bafaka idiphu kwiitshipsi ukuze kungafuneki ukuba nichithe ixesha lokuntywila. Kwaye zazithengisiwe! Thenga 1 ufumane 1 mahala.
  • Iinqwelo ezi-2 zeCampbell's Steak Chunky Chili. Akukho nto ngaphandle kwezona zilungileyo!
  • Iitoti ezi-2 zesidlo esiqhelekileyo i-orenji yesoda ebolekwe kummelwane wam (ndihleli neekati ezintathu)
  • Nentlango? I-ACID Blondie cigar entle. (Ndiyifumene kwindawo ye-zip kwidesika yam… ilungile)

Ndithathe umfanekiso ukugcina imemori ngexesha:
Isidlo sangokuhlwa seKrisimesi esiDala

Nina bantu nicinga ukuba ndiyaphambana ukuyeka ukutya okutyebileyo koku… kodwa yongezeni itafile kamabonakude, iimbethi manqindi kunye nomphambukeli okhethekileyo kwiZiko lezeMbali, kwaye sineKrisimesi emyoli kakhulu kaDoug!

Ikrismesi emnandi Wonke umntu!

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    lol… sesona sidlo sikhona ke uDoug. Ndiyenza into yodwa kulo nyaka, kodwa ndaziva ngathi ndinazo iitapile kunye nenkukhu endaweni yoko. Ezo chips zibukeka zintle,… Ndifuna ezinye.

    Ngaba ikhona indlela yokongeza inqaku, ke le nkqubo iyandikhumbula utyelelo ngalunye? Andingomntu othanda ukuphinda abhale ulwazi lwam ngalo lonke ixesha. Enkosi.

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    Ndiza kuhamba noBill ngcono - ligazi elibi kakhulu !!
    Ngexesha elizayo yamkela isimemo kubahlobo bakho - ukutya okumnandi, iwayini elungileyo, (mhlawumbi icigar elungileyo) kunye nencoko emnandi- zonke izithako zokutya okugqibeleleyo.
    uthando
    IPapa

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    Khange uye nje kuba uDerek uyingqolowa. Kwaye uneentsholongwane zamaphephandaba ... Awunyanzelekanga ukuba uzithethelele. Ndiqinisekile emva kokutya oku kuluhlu lokutya, uyavuya kuba ungakhange uze emva EMVA.

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